When I was thirteen years old, I watched my first horror movie, a
late-night showing of Scream 2 on AMC.
While not a particularly scary movie in itself, this proved a great
introduction to the horror genre, as it taught me to keep a sense of humor and
remember to just enjoy myself while watching teenagers get chopped to pieces
onscreen. Equipped with a newfound love
for the genre, I proceeded to watch as many horror films as I could. While there are still notable classics I
haven’t seen (I really need someone
to let me borrow The Exorcist), I take pride in knowing that about twenty
percent of the movies I've seen have been horror movies. This has introduced me to some brilliant and
critically acclaimed films (Psycho, The Silence of the Lambs, Rosemary’s Baby),
some horribly underappreciated films (Carnival of Souls, Slither), and some
films that I know I should hate but can't help enjoying (Sorority Row remake, Silent Hill, Friday the 13th remake).
But
amidst those great (or at least enjoyable) films, I've also seen a ton that
were completely terrible. That’s not
exactly surprising though, is it? Horror
films are traditionally low budget, with easily attainable set locations,
no-name actors that may or may not go on to bigger things, and very minimal effects
beyond what can be achieved with latex and fake blood. When you have an entire genre built around
what’s essentially a niche audience, the studio’s bound to cut some corners,
and it’s not exactly shocking to find that for every Evil Dead that gets made,
you also end up with a hundred like Horror of the Zombies and Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.
Apparently I'm not the only one trying to forget that film. |
I
intentionally mention older horror films for my example, because this
explanation doesn't quite apply today.
Sure, there are still tons of horror films with zero budget (I've made a couple), but we also have a new breed to deal with: The Trendy Horror Movie. This is the sort of movie that everyone goes
to see, whether they actually like horror movies or not. The most notable examples of this are
probably the Saw franchise, Paranormal Activity, and The Purge.
Now, before we begin, I'm sure some would like to point out that
Paranormal Activity was a small-scale production with minimal budget, and thus should not be discussed alongside big budget Hollywood productions like Saw and The Purge. However, I would argue that despite having a smaller budget, Paranormal Activity still deserves to be on this list, mainly because I don't believe there are really any problems with these films that can be attributed to lack of funds, apart from making it more difficult to attract competent actors and writers. What I
refer to then, when I talk about The Trendy Horror Movie, is basically a movie
with glossy production and no notable technical deficiencies, a strong
marketing campaign, usually a large number of spin-offs and sequels, and a
level of popularity or notoriety that allows it to become prevalent in the
public conscience.
Also, these movies kind of suck.
Seriously, even as someone who willingly
watched Halloween: Resurrection twice, I can’t stand these movies. They’re overrated, pretentious, humorless,
poorly written and executed, completely lacking in subtlety or wit, and
ultimately far too obsessed with trying to act scary to ever achieve anything
akin to an enjoyable viewing experience.
Of all the Trendy Horror Movies I've seen, the only ones I've remotely
enjoyed have been the Saw series, and that’s entirely because of Tobin Bell’s
portrayal of Jigsaw, which seems too good for those movies.
This idea went out the window, however, when I watched Mama, a movie that received only moderately positive reviews and seemed overly criticized on most of the review and film database sites I visit. Personally, I thought that movie was not just good, but actually a truly great horror flick that should serve as a lesson for other filmmakers in the genre. It had an appealing visual style, an interesting story that played equally well with the “wolf-child” urban legend and the concept of a modern fairy tale, solid performances that gave us characters who were actually relatable, impressively competent child actors, a camera style that didn't depend too heavily on jump scares, and an ending that managed to be both haunting and surprisingly beautiful (as opposed to most horror endings, which are pure sequel-bait).
Believe it or not, on rare occasions this actually isn't the perfect ending everyone thinks it is. |
Several months ago, I learned that my
great uncle was in desperate need of transportation from a ranch in Fort Laramie,
Wyoming, to my extended family’s home in Raven, Virginia. After a failed attempt by other relatives to
head out and rescue him, it became quickly apparent that I was the best
candidate for the trip, given that I owned a fuel-efficient car, wasn't
elderly, and didn't have a pesky job to worry about getting fired from. With that in mind, I quickly packed a
suitcase and travel bag and started my 1200 mile journey.
After a relatively slow start, I
managed to finally escape the tacky wasteland of Clarksville, TN, heading
northwest through the equally disappointing land of Missouri (State Motto: We
made St. Louis, what else do you want?).
Around 9 p.m., I decided I should probably stop for the night, only to
find all the hotels filled and the exits fifteen miles apart. Because of this, I ended up traveling an
additional fifty miles, pulling off in Iowa where I was supposed to turn
anyway. It was here that I came across
an America’s Best Value Inn and Suites, the last hotel on my route until I hit
Lincoln, Nebraska, sixty miles later. It
was 10:00, there was fog all around me, and somehow the Wendy’s next door did
nothing to ease my feelings of apprehension.
As I pulled up to the lobby, I told myself I just needed to get my room
key as fast as possible, then I could lock myself in and barricade the door
against potential murderers until morning.
Or I could go in to find the lobby
completely empty and most of the lights turned out.
I stared at the bell on the
counter, wondering if I should ring it or stand in silence so the killers
wouldn't be alerted to my presence. I
strained my eyes as I attempted to look into the darkened backroom, wondering
if they could see me in the dim light better than I could see them. I even asked myself how many minutes I have
to wait before it’s legal for me to hop the counter and program my own room
key.
On the bright side, at least they had this photo on the wall to keep me company. |
As I stood quietly and contemplated
the consequences of stealing a room in a haunted hotel, I became suddenly aware
of a door closing from within the backroom.
Out of the darkness emerged a man who looked like Stephen King’s slightly
demented younger brother. I asked him if
he had a room available, and to my simultaneous relief and dismay, he said
yes. As he helped me through the
paperwork, I told him about all the relatives I keep in touch with on a daily
basis, how they worry about me if they don’t get a phone call every hour, and
how my family’s almost entirely comprised of mafia, priests, ghost hunters,
assassins, and one ancient and powerful witch doctor.
At least somebody in the family understands my zombie obsession. |
Ten minutes later, I was sitting
alone in my room, eating a disappointing last meal as I watched Friday the 13th
on the Sci-Fi channel. Most of the
violence had been censored for TV audiences, but the atmosphere was still
creepy enough to remind me that I should check the window for demons every
couple of minutes. Finally, the film was
over, and while Part 2 came on right afterwards, I quickly lost interest after
realizing that Kirsten Baker had been almost completely censored out of the
film.
The next morning, I woke up to find
a decidedly less terrifying version of Iowa.
I laughed at how silly I’d been the night before, reminded myself that a
22 year old should probably act more courageous, then hurriedly stuffed all my
belongings into my car and put as much distance between myself and that godless
torture factory as possible.
I swear it was spookier at night. |
Having narrowly escaped certain death,
naturally my thoughts turned to movie analysis, and I had an epiphany. The reason Trendy Horror Movies don’t work
for me is because they don’t appeal to real fears. You see, being in a seemingly deserted hotel in the
middle of nowhere is the kind of thing that actually happens to people,
particularly when you’re traveling long distances and are forced to take fairly
remote back roads. Most people recognize
the paranoia that comes from being in an unfamiliar, remote, largely
unpopulated place, and it’s exactly this fear that works so well in a film like
Psycho. It serves as a reminder that you
may have gotten off this time, but those dangers still exist, and next time you
might not be so lucky. Granted, there
are other aspects that make Psycho great, but it certainly doesn't hurt to have
a solid foundation upon which people can project their own fear and paranoia.
Furthermore, Psycho isn't the only
classic horror film that uses this technique.
Rosemary’s Baby may seem creepy because of its use of satanic elements
and its dark portrayal of a nefarious secret society, but on a much more basic
level, the reason it works is because it builds off the existing fear of a
pregnancy going irreversibly wrong. The
conclusion of the film justifies the fear, but it is not the actual source of
the terror. The same can be said of The Shining, which builds off of
domestic abuse; Alien, which builds off of sexual abuse; and The Bad Seed, which builds off of the
fear of raising bad children. This
technique also explains why it made sense for Night of the Living Dead to attribute its zombies
to radiation, whereas now most zombie movies prefer pathogens and failed
medical experiments. We’re not
particularly afraid of radiation at this point, but thanks to diseases like AIDS, bird flu, and most
recently Ebola, we are well-conditioned to be afraid of rampant disease.
Now let’s start with the Saw films,
which are probably the best examples of the Trendy Horror Film genre. What exactly is the primary fear upon which
these movies are constructed? An avid
defendant of the franchise might disagree with me, but I would make the obvious
assertion that its primarily built on the fear of self-mutilation. So here’s the big question. Who is actually afraid of that?
Dolls, on the other hand, will never stop being creepy. |
Now, I’m not saying that I wouldn't
be scared if I were put in a situation like the ones in Saw. While you never know what you’re capable of
until you’re forced into such a situation, I feel fairly confident that I could
never cut off my own foot or gouge out my own eye. In fact, I think if I were ever kidnapped and forced
into some torture chamber, I’d probably die from poisoning or dehydration as I
did everything in my power to avoid going through Jigsaw’s tests, eventually
dying next to a minuscule hole in the wall from where I tried to tunnel my way
out. When my death was finally
confirmed, I imagine the obituary would read, “John Sims-Jones died in a manner that was not particularly heroic
or inspirational. It is unclear whether
he was taught any kind of lesson about the value of life, but he certainly learned
a lesson about the impracticality of tunneling through cinderblock using only
his fingernails and an eye-gouging scalpel.”
Fortunately, I don’t really have to
worry about that. In fact, I would say I
almost never worry about having to chop off my own fingers, or tap dance
barefoot on a pile of sea urchins, or even see how much I could eat of my own
body before I died of blood loss.
Why? Because that pretty much
never happens to people, and it is entirely reasonable for me to expect that it
will never happen to me. I say this not
as an invincible young adult who will probably die at 150, but as someone who
understands that statistically there are many things more likely to kill me
than something so bizarre, specific, and largely unprovoked.
For the record though, I'm pretty sure I could get through both arms and maybe a foot. |
The same can be said for Paranormal
Activity. In this case, I should
probably acknowledge that I have not seen any of these films except the first
one, but that’s only because the original is one of my top 20 least favorite
films of any genre. I have certainly
seen worse films in terms of acting, script, effects, etc., but there aren't
many films that have failed so completely to make me react the way the filmmakers intended. This isn't always my criteria for liking or disliking a film, but in this case, I think it's a significant flaw because there's not much to enjoy beyond the aspects encompassed by the original vision.
In the case of Paranormal Activity,
the main source of fear seems to simply be a fear of supernatural forces beyond
our control. Again, the main question is
who is actually afraid of this? When it
comes down to it, I’m not aware of a ton of people who really believe in ghosts
or supernatural beings beyond a religious context, and those religious enough
to believe in demons are usually religious enough to also believe in divine
protection. Even the select handful of
people I know who claim to be ghost hunters (we all have that one ghost hunter
friend, right?) tend not to be very scared of the supernatural.
And suddenly, I have a strong desire to travel to whatever parallel universe would allow Tommy Wiseau to direct a found-footage horror film. |
Now, in at least the first film,
there is one other potential phobia: the fear of your partner changing and your
relationship falling apart (like The Shining, but instead of Jack Nicholson,
you get some talentless nobodies). That
at least is a real concern that people deal with in their everyday lives. However, even if that’s the case, it doesn't
exactly work because the two characters are so bland, whiny, mean-spirited, and
thoroughly dislikable that no decent person would ever identify with them. It’s kind of hard to feel sorry for a couple
when you’re pretty sure that God himself sent that ghost to teach them a lesson
about not sucking.
And finally, we have The Purge,
arguably the most problematic of the films in my list. Unlike the other two franchises, The Purge does
seem to rely on two common sources of fear: our fear of humanity’s capacity for
violence and our fear of the government.
Both of these are common issues in our daily lives, particularly as our
news sources bombard us with scandalous stories about the failings of our
government and graphic depictions of violence committed by random strangers. While impressions vary on how accurately this
actually portrays the world around us, it’s at least accurate to say that a
large percentage of our population understand these fears well enough to
identify with a movie that invokes them.
So in that case, what is it that keeps The Purge from being the shining
example for other Trendy Horror Films to follow?
"I have received a message from the demons of the Netherworld. They say you're all terrible roommates." |
Unsurprisingly, the problem is at
least tangentially connected to Michael Bay.
You know how those Transformers
movies completely spat in the face of everything that the franchise originally
stood for? If you're from my generation, maybe not, since my peers and I didn’t exactly grow up on the show. From what I understand though, most people feel quite strongly that Michael Bay’s
films somehow failed to capture the essence of those classic toy commercials,
demonstrating that while he liked the franchise enough to make a movie about
it, he evidently did not have enough of a personal connection to actually
reproduce it accurately. It’s kind of
like rewriting A Series of Unfortunate Events to make it happier, or forming a
Weird Al cover band where you only play the polka medleys.
On the other side of the equation,
we have the fear of the government. I
would argue that this is actually the more prevalent theme of the film, since
so much of it seems focused on the propaganda and indoctrination that pervades
the characters’ daily lives. With issues
like the NSA's intrusion on privacy, the moral ramifications of our military
actions overseas, and controversial cases of police brutality, it’s very clear
that we live in an era where many people distrust the government and cast doubt
on whether its decisions truly represent the American people’s best
interests. But generally, what people
are afraid of is the damage our government and its officials can actively
inflict, not necessarily the problems it simply allows other people to cause. Sure, there are people who are scared of the
government legalizing gay marriage, recreational marijuana use, etc., but this
has more to do with perceptions of morality than any sense of impending danger.
Well, at least in modern times. |
Thus it’s not enough to simply
identify a common fear and exploit it. The
filmmakers also need to display some sort of insight and understanding as to
why people are afraid of the things they are.
The Purge probably came closest of the Trendy Horror Films, but the
final product is still too far removed from most people’s experiences to really
work. And when you compound The Purge’s thematic
problems with an absurdly rich family that can’t decide which yacht to buy, a
bizarre kid who makes remote-controlled robots out of evil dolls, and a
daughter that basically only exists so costuming could work in their slutty
schoolgirl outfit, you can understand why the film didn't exactly ring true
with audiences.
So if Trendy Horror Films
specifically don’t hold up because they’re not relatable, why are they doing so
well? I think part of the problem is
that they’re essentially designed for the lowest common denominator rather than
fans of the genre who can actually discern the good from the bad. As I said before, one of the key traits of
these movies is that they’re seen by a large audience, including many people
who do not consider themselves horror fans.
They’re not going out of love for the cinematic nuances of the genre;
they’re going to participate in the latest of a steady stream of event films,
which is essentially how these movies are marketed. There’s a good reason that the Saw series
produced a new film each year from 2004 to 2010, that Paranormal Activity will
have produced six films in nine years by 2015, and that The Purge: Anarchy came
out a year after the original. It helps
to build hype for the movies when going to see them becomes part of your annual
routine, particularly for horror films where all they really need to do to pitch
the movie is promise a more terrifying and shocking experience than the
previous entry. This works especially
well for the Halloween season, during which the Paranormal Activity and Saw
films were released, since a lot of people who don’t ordinarily like horror
flicks are willing to make exceptions during this time of year.
"Hollywood really needs to start making more films for all us one-yacht households." - Joe Everyman |
This is exactly why I don’t expect
these films to ever be held in the same regard as our existing horror classics. We've come to the point where our horror
movies are specifically marketed towards people who don’t like horror movies,
and while this may help boost ticket sales, it results in a decline in quality
and a largely disposable product. And
since these movies tend to take themselves surprisingly seriously, they don’t
even achieve the endearing campiness of other declining franchises of the past (like
Friday the 13th, which arguably peaked by its second of twelve
entries). Instead, what you’re left with is a
collection of joyless movies that have no value beyond their potential for
scaring their viewers, and the movies really only manage to scare on a surface
level.
In the end, I think the best way to describe the Trendy Horror Film approach to scaring audiences is to compare it to hammering in a screw. To a certain extent, it does technically work, but if we're going to give people money to craft a product for us, wouldn't it be nice if they used the right tools?
In the end, I think the best way to describe the Trendy Horror Film approach to scaring audiences is to compare it to hammering in a screw. To a certain extent, it does technically work, but if we're going to give people money to craft a product for us, wouldn't it be nice if they used the right tools?